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"Cats" Do Have 9 Lives!!

I've been married 9 times. Let me tell you what was wrong with each of them. Husband #1 was a doctor. All he wanted to do was examine "my cat" Husband #2 was a lawyer. All he wanted to do was question "my cat" Husband #3 was a musician. All he wanted to do was sing to "my cat" Husband #4 was a preacher. All he wanted to do was pray to "my cat" Husband #5 was a policeman. All he wanted to do was beat "my cat" Husband #6 was a scientist. All he wanted to do was study "my cat" Husband #7 was a photograper. All he wanted to do was take pictures of "my cat" Husband #8 was a chef. All he wanted to do was taste "my cat" BUT HUSBAND #9!! He's the one I'm married to now. He's a MECHANIC! HE TORE IT UP THE FIRST NIGHT AND HAS BEEN WORKING ON IT EVER SINCE Modified by nishasweetie20
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