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Watch out for the color of your lady's pants before sex. If it is white, it means I'm pure. If it is red it means I'm dangerous, and if it is black, it means I'm here for your burial.

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#watch

A boy pulls down his short and asks a girl “Do you have this?” The girl then pulls down her panties and said “My mum told me with this I can get plenty of that!”
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I am sending you my bed to sleep on, a blanket to keep you warm and a pillow to give you comfort.Now I can't sleep becos I have given you all I have including my sweet dreams.
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#comfort

It takes a minute to find a special person,an our to appreciate them, a day to love them and more than a life time to forget them.
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#minute

I'm sending you my bed to sleep on,pillow give you comfort and blanket to keep you warm.Now I can't sleep because I have given all I have including my sweet dreams.BY Ali
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#sweet, #dreams

How to teach a girl mathematics? Add a bed, subtract her cloths, divide her legs using almighty formula, leave your solution and pray she doesn't multiply. Teach mathematics!!!"by Aliyu Wakili"
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#mathematics

If friends were flowers, I will not pick you. I will let you grow in the garden so that i could cultivate you with love and caring. Hence, you will be my friend forever.
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#friendship

I dreamt u had woderful accident, u collided with aboundance of wealth, got arrested by success and sentence to prosper for the rest of yor life no bail granted.
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#dream

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