If you wish hard enough, it will come true.
I have made such wishes over you.
I wished that one day, that you would see.
Just how I felt, when you dumped me.
Maybe you knew it was coming. Maybe you didn't. You've been dumped.
So, other than moping around in your pajamas, spending quality time with Ben & Jerry, what can you do? Well, clear away that mountain of soggy tissues, and I'll tell you how to get through the worst of it, the first 30 days.