I am gross and perverted
I'm obsessed and deranged
I've existed for years
but very little has changed
I am the tool of the government
and industry too
for I am destined to rule
and regulate you

I may be vile and pernicious
but you can't look away
I make you think I'm delicious
with the stuff that I say
I am the best you can get
have you guessed me yet?
I am the slime oozing out
from your TV set

you will obey me while i lead you
and eat the garbage that I feed you
until the day that we don't need you
don't go for help...no one will heed you

your mind is totally controlled
and has been stuffed into my mold
and you will do as you are told
untill the rights to you are sold

that's right folks...don't touch that dial

We'll I am the slime from your video
oozin' along your living room floor 
can't stop the slime,
people look at me go.