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Jus' Jokin'

You are so ugly that when you were born...
The Doc slapped your mama and took your dads porn!

You are so fat... when you go to the zoo,
...
The elephants grab peanuts and throw them at you!

You stink so bad... you were born with a twin
He took one whiff of you and he dove right back in!

You are so stupid... you saw some dog pooh
you threw it aside so it wouldn't get on your shoe!

Your butt is so big and you have such bad luck
You jumped up in the air and got yourself stuck!
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haha awesome! thats pretty funny!
 


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