Seven wise men with knowledge so fine
Reated a p*ssy ti there design
First was a butcher smart with wit
Using a knife he gave it a slit

There once was a guy named Dave
That dug up a wh*re from a grave
She was moldy and sh*tty and had only one titty
But think of the money he saved.

Here we lay our naked bodies pressed up close
I run my fingers down your back and you shiver a shiver of excitment and love