Drunkendi*k walks into a pharmacy and asks for some condoms with insecticide. I think you mean "spermicidal", says the cashier. "No", Drunkendi*k says, "I need condoms with insecticide, my wife has a bug up her *ss and I'm going in after it."

The madam opened the brothel door to see an elderly. Drunkendi*k. His clothes were all dishevelled and he looked needy.
"Can I help you?" the madam asked.
"I want Sabrina," Drunkendi*k replied.

A masked Drunkendi*k walks into a sperm bank he points the gun at the woman behind the counter and tells her to drink the sample in front of her, the woman confused asked what?