Roses are red
Violets are blue
Nobody knows
How much I love you!

You are my only one.

My friends say I'm too skinny but I do not care.
My friends say "look how fat I am" and "it is not fair".
My friends say that I'm underweight and I'm just skin and bones.
Well, there so fat they have to call Weight Watchers on their telephones.

Honesty.
Is that to much to ask?
I've been looking and searching for so long now.
But, Mr. Right is nowhere to be found.