So a kid wearing feather green and yellow earings, ripped leather clothes, red blue and orange spiked hair gets on a bus and sits down next to an old man. The whole bus ride the old man is staring at the kid. Eventually the kid goes to the old man and says what haven’t you even done something crazy when you were young and the old man said "Yes in fact when I went to war I had sex with a parrot I just thought you might be my son!"

I've known this guy for a long time and we have been going out for a long time and the other day I told him I loved him but he just told me he really liked me so I don’t know what to do because he doesn’t feel the same way about me! Please help me.

So here’s the thing I had sex with a donkey and I think I got a disease. My boyfriend told me to do it and I didn’t want to do it but he told me that if I didn’t he would break up with me. I hate myself because I did it and it was the best sex I had ever had!