This thing called love’s a funny thing
It makes my sad heart want to sing
And now I think I’ve got a song
I think my thinking’s slightly wrong.

Thanks to you, my life’s a mess
Not the lie I sold to you
Could you please come and help me guess
What this boy’s supposed to do?

Looking back at wasted time
A tear comes to my eye
So here’s my pessimistic rhyme
My joke to make us cry