guy:what's on your face??
girl:what what get it off get it off
guy: o it's just your beautiful eyes


Is that top felt? [No] Would you like it to be?

Do you like blueberries or strawberries? (why?) Because I want to know what kind of pancakes to make you when u wake up.


Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?

He- I think you are the sexiest girl in the world!
She- Thanks, my boyfriend thinks so too!


Santa must have missed my house.
Really? Why is that?
Beacause when I woke up, you weren't under my tree

Do you want a hotdog to go with those buns?


What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper

Do you like Bacon?(yes) Wanna strip