I was at the bar wearing my tight wranglers and white T

Looking so cool I was a king for the girls to see

Listening to the band play something by Mr Johnny Cash

The line dancers sucked, looked more like the monster mash

I’ll show them how the line dancing’ is done

I don’t need a partner I’m the king, I’m the one

I leaped out there like a bull into a ring

Look at me ladies, watch me swing my thing

Cheering and yelling I’ve got this party started

Doing the Saturday night live as the dancers parted

I thought they were giving me room to move

As no one could keep up, no one had groove

Arm to my left hip and my other tapping on the right

There’s a girl checking me out, her boyfriend wants a fight

But they watch and stare with a silly smile on their face

It must be the way I’m moving so awesome and full of grace

I’m now the center of attention as they point and get their friends

Wholly shit I really am the king, I hope tonight never ends

Dancing and sweating and doing the Russian splits

Good thing that Pepto got rid of my runny shits

Now the whole damn bar is watching and smiling

Ill keep dancing as no-one else is even trying

I see 4 young ladies watching with mini’s and boots

Ill march on over and show them my Cowboy roots

They seem really into me as I’m grinding my stuff

Hey ladies I’m the king, do you wanna play rough?

The whole bar is watching and smiling, not due to your style

So put your pecker back in and zip up, it’s been hanging for a while