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Women and Math

Women have a passion for mathematics. They divide their age in half, double the price of their clothes, and always add at least five years to the age of their best friend.

(From some random Email)

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JungleJim
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Not entirely true: They forget their actual age. They yell BINGO prematurely. They have trouble counting how many ex=boyfriends they've had. They have trouble counting exactly how much they spent at the Beauty Parlor and on their nails. They misjudge how many miles you can drive after the "Empty" light goes on. But their shoe collection seems to multiply exponentially with age up until about 50. But they seem to have computer-like accuracy recounting everytime you made a mistake in life. (just joking ladies!!)
 
DepressedDani
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LOL jim ur funny :P
Dylan u have basically summed up most females
but not all n below a certain age we tend to make ourselves
seem older ((more mature)) lol
but yh :)
good one xx
 
chulila
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Men multiply how much money they make...they add to their rap sheet(criminal)...they add how many times they can come in a night..they add inches to their uhmm...they subtract how many times they they get jealous they add how many females they could get...they forget the number of kids they made and total forget how many numbers of years they have been with you ....but they remember how many times you call in a day. They do algebra for how much time they need at what speed for you to come and average it out the strokes...ha aha
 
brokenhere
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seems like this one hit a nerve with some people lol
 


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