Two girls on the same road, travelling the same course,
One rode a donkey, the other rode a horse.
Both thought they were happy, both thought they had fun,
Both thought they owned the earth, moon and sun.

One was earthly intelligent, the other a dumb fool,
One was so in love, the other played it cool.
One remained stupidly naive, the other grew wise,
But both girls were suseptible to lies.

As they travelled along, they finally met a fork,
One lead to England, the other goes to York.
They have to choose a path and travel it alone,
They have to sail it bravely and try hard not to moan.

One have succeeded for she managed to reach home,
She ducked and fought and side-stepped the gnomes.
The other one failed and she eventually got lost,
She ended up at the opposite coast.

So she bravely sat up and wrote a tale,
To teach other girls, "Don't ever fail!"
'Coz Love is a fraud if it's heavy with load,
Especially if two girls are travelling on the same road.