My heart rides the short bus,
It drools the day away,
With just a blank stare,
It can't help but care,
And believes every word that you say,

My heart rides the short bus,
So full of joy it sings,
Unaware of it's destination,
Can't resist temptation,
And is facinated by shiny things,

My heart rides the short bus,
It can't be trusted alone,
With almost no sense,
It's unbearably dense,
And totally accident prone,

My heart rides the short bus,
It can't even tie it's own shoes,
Some call it retarded,
It needs to be guarded,
And protected from other's abuse,

My heart rides the short bus,
With it's helmet stuck on real snug,
It smiles unknowing,
It's panties are showing,
And drinks from a Scooby-Doo mug,

My heart rides the short bus,
Too dumb to know any fear,
No sense of fashion,
Cross-eyed with passion,
It leaps every time you come near,

My heart rides the short bus,
It cherishes the words you have spoken,
With no sense of time,
It can't reason or rhyme,
And doesn't even know that it's broken,

My heart rides the short bus,
It really has no clue,
Smart as a brick,
The bus window, it licks,
As it just keeps on loving you