She likes what she likes. Here are the instructions she gave me

You Know What I Like

Don't act so coy

like an innocent child.

I know how you like

to get a bit freaky.

And bring out the animal in you

I'm really quite pleased

that you didn't forget

the whipped cream

and the ice cubes.

Now wear the mask

and those charming black socks,

pretend I'm a bagel

and smear me with lox.

Talk like a pirate

and I'll cluck like a hen

Tie my hands to the bed

An tease me with a feather

Have your wicked ways with me

c'mon we've done it before

we can do it again.

Flirt with me

And talk dirty

Toss me around the bed

And call me your filthy bitch

My tastes are quite strange

I'm hearing you say,

I can't explain why

I just like it that way!

(I did follow her instructions to the letter and had the best evening of my life... thinking of marrying her)