“Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned,
Nor hell a fury like a woman scorned.” 
William Congreve, The Mourning Bride, 1697

It is said hell hath no fury like a woman scorned
So now you’ve been told, now you’ve been warned

You unleashed a volcano, with your plans to cheat on me
Now I want revenge without any mercy

You’re lucky I don’t have screen shots of your girlfriend’s nasty cam
Cause I’d send them around the world on You-tube and in spam  

If you think that I’m kidding, better guess again
I’m mad as all hell and I just don’t give a damn

I’m not in the mood to protect anybody’s reputation
You and your sluts are just not worth the aggravation

You said I was your one true love when we got married in September
But your promise didn’t mean a thing, you were cheating by November

So why the hell did you marry me, was it just to prove you could
You’re a liar and a bastard and deep down inside you’re no good

I’m done with feeling guilty about what I might have done wrong
The problem is inside yourself and in the gutter is where you belong

I don’t care if you’re pissed at me or if this poem makes you mad
If the situations were reversed it’s me who would be dead

You never would accept this kind of cheating crap from me
So explain to me why you expect it would be OK with me

Why any woman would stay with you is a mystery by far
And now I’m going to expose you for the lying cheat you are

Everybody has been fooled by you into thinking you're so great
But what they don't know is it's all a lie and you are nothing but a fake

You've told other girls that you live with a psycho-bitch to gain their sympathy
Well guess what, you just made it a self-fulfilling prophecy

I hate to do this kind of thing, strife and conflict make me ill
But this time you've pushed me way too far, so now swallow this bitter pill

I don’t care if you leave me, I don’t care what you do
I’m not one of your bimbos, but you'er my worst nightmare come true 

The only fear I really have is that you'll kill me when you read this
That's another secret nobody knows, you're abusiveness is egregious

As for those big words you say I always use that you want me to stop
Well if there are any words here you don't understand, I suggest you look them up 

Your cheating ways make you not worth changing myself for
And if the truth be told you may be hot online, but in reality you're a bore

I’d really like to send a copy of this to all your ugly bitches
I don’t understand why you’d cheat on me with hoes that looks like witches

The only thing that makes me laugh now that I know the real you
Is that while you’re cheating on me with them, you’re cheating on them too

How much would Cori still want you, if she knew the things I know
That while you were telling her your lies, you were watching some other hoe

You weren’t even paying attention to Cori, while making your cheating plans
But you were watching fat, old Tina playing with her private parts on cam

Do you like to look at fat, old whores, is that what makes you horny?
Should I go pack on about 50 pounds, and have big fat rolls on my belly?

I've seen your sluts and frankly, I'm not at all impressed
They probably haven't been laid in years and they really should stay dressed

So I wrote you a brand new poem all about the man I thought you used to be
And I added some conversation from your plans to cheat on me 

I had to leave out the most juicy parts, I just couldn’t stand the pain
Besides I’ve got the whole damn transcript, burned into my brain

Now that I’m done venting, I’m feeling very empty and blue
And I just have to ask... what the hell is wrong with you?

You had everything you said you ever wanted, why would you toss it all away?
Does it make you feel superior; don't you have anything to say?

Is it possible that you really just don’t understand what you have done?
Do you really get what love is, or do you say “I love you” just for fun?

I no longer feel sympathetic about all your past love affairs that went wrong
Because now I know it was really all your own fault all along 

I always thought there was something that your past relationships lacked
Now I know it was your commitment, and I have caught you in the act 

You really can't expect me to believe this doesn't mean a thing
Or that its just like watching porn, and these girls are only online playthings

It seems to me from what I read in your cheating conversation
You had a relationship enough to discuss our living situation

Besides I know that you were fooling around with them when we moved in together
But I had hoped that you were done with these tramps and by now you would know better

All my friends and even my Ex warned me about you, they all said you were a player
And it would be my heartbreak if I went to be with you, because you would always be a strayer

So now that you've been busted, you haven’t even apologized
You just stand there all defensive, while telling me more lies