This poem sort of describes the way I feel about my effect on women. They occassionally display signs of attraction towards me, but as soon as they sit back and think about it; as soon as they realize they DO have feelings for ME, they immediately head for the hills. What's more they act like it is my fault.

Don’t look at me,

You know you don’t really want to see

Act natural, act with me,

Just please, oh please don’t dare think about it

God don’t let her realize, what’s really going on

Because then she might think, that she’s doing the forbidden

Don’t let it show, what I’m feeling or what she thinks she might feel

Please don’t let it show, help it stay hidden.

Please don’t look at this,

Because I know that if you just take a step back

You’ll catch on to what I want you to miss

The truth is, even if you want me, something tells you you shouldn’t

If you tried to like me, once you thought twice you wouldn’t

Please don’t look too hard

I don’t want you to see, the love in my heart

If you did it would only tear us apart

She best not realize she likes me,

And God forbid she think I like her

Better to like her less than to care too much

Just look the other way,

ignore the things our hearts
say, then I won’t make any offends
and we can still be friends

We must keep our distance, I can’t get close,

Or I will chase you away.

I’d rather have you be aloof than

Have you fleeting across the roofs