Two drunken buddies were in a horrible head on collision. The entire front end of the car was completely smashed in. Unfortionately they both died seconds after impact. One went to heaven while the other went to hell.
The one who went to heaven found himself standing before saint peter. He was worried about his friend whom was in hell. So he asked Saint peter if their was any way that he could check on his friend. Saint peter parted the clouds and there the looked down from the heavens into hell only to see his budy with a bottle of the finest whiskey and georgeous women all over him.
The man looks at saint peter and says "I dont see how thats hell id much rather be there than here, I mean that doesn't look so bad".
Saint peter looks at the man and replies "The bottle has a hole in it, The women don't"