JungleJim was wonderful
my heart's desire
but he left me high and dry
and I don't know why

And lately I feel my heart pulled a new direction
and it doesn't have an erection
I'm falling for a younger lass
She has a good heart and some class

I never thought I'd swing the other way
Until that fateful day
when JungleJim left me
my broken heart, on full display

So sorry guys, don't bother writing
We'd only end up fighting
Puroamor and Sonsonsun
Away from your kind I must now run

I'd rather be a cinderella
than date another fella
so now that I am done
I'll sit in a corner and suck my thumb

You creepy guys leave me numb
you must think women are so dumb
when its clear women see right through
I'd rather live in an old shoe

JungleJim,,,see what you do?
I'm also through with you!!