Hello, how are you sweetie?
I hope life’s been treating you good
Well so much for the small talk
Now I’d like to get down to business if I could

It’s not that I’m unreasonable
And I really don’t want to be mean
It’s just that I can’t help it
I was born with a jealous gene

I know that you’ve been chatting
Online with my old man
About meeting him in person
Well you’re going to have to understand

That I just can’t let you do that
So let me make it clear to you
When it comes to my old man
Exactly what you’re not going to do

You’re not ever going to meet him
Not in this life or any other
And you’re never going to park your big fat ass
In the passenger seat of our Camero

So go right ahead if you want to
Flaunt your charms on your cam
Let all those other guys use you
But stay far away from my old man

As for anything else you have in mind
Don’t even think of trying
You really don’t want to push your luck
You’ll only end up crying

So thank you for your time
And listening to what I had to say
I’m glad we came to this understanding
Goodbye and have a good day.