 | Oh you heartless one, you have wrung my neck and won,
My heart and soul are distraught and I sincerely thought,
You'd ease my worries and you would befriend,
But suddenly you drop me, like it was a trend.
You dull my senses and send me on my way to a lull,
You keep me company, like you were my honey.
You help me loosen up - At your mercy, I'm stuck,
I fall to the floor - but you don't help pick me up.
You are tempting my lovely, so beguiling, so sultry,
Come on put your spell once again on me, darling,
You'll be the death of me - 'cause I'm not finished yet,
Sure, you're a sweet friend - but oh what a pest in the end!
You make me babble on and listen to my endless nonsense,
You stand above me, like a towering edifice,
You tempt me, you make me weak; and now I reek!
I guess a good cool shower is what I seek!
My view in the mirror is hazy and blurry,
You stand up to me in quite a hurry,
You're like a real shot in the arm - Oh! Then I come to my senses!
I loathe you - I envy you - and I don't wish to know you.
Vodka or Gin - Whisky or Bourbon - I will not win,
With friends like these - Who needs enemies? Oh Please!
You say you're my friend - but you never befriend,
I'm through with you - forever, yes I'm divorcing you!
So adios amigos, so long and farewell - my one time good ole friend!
Written by Jean-Christophe Rolley
Submitted by Jean-Christophe Rolley |  |
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