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Girl/Guy language

Girls' English
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No"It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now!
"Do what you want" = You'll pay for this later!
“We need to talk" = I need to b*tch.
"Sure... Go ahead" = I don't want you too.
"I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, you stupid moron!
«How much do you love me?" = I did something today your not going like me for.
"Is my butt fat?" = Tell me I’m beautiful.
«You have to learn to communicate!" = Just agree with me.
«Are you listening to me?" = Too late, you're dead!

Guy's English
“I’m hungry" = I'm hungry
"I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy
"I'm tired" - I'm tired
"Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Can I take you to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Nice dress" = Nice cleavage.
"You look tensed, let me give you a massage" = I want to fondle you.
"What's wrong?" = What meaningless self inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?
"What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
"I'm bored" = Do you want to have sex?
"I love you" = Let's have sex right now.
"I love you too" = Okay I said it we'd better have sex now!
"Let's talk" = I am trying to impress you by shown that I'm a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me!
“Will you marry me?" = On Our Honeymoon...We Can Have Sex!



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Crystal
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truth hurts
 
Haley
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How did you think of this?
 
Haley
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How did you think of this?
 
Rebecca
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hey this has been p*ssed around fwd emails for ages.. but its stil soo funny hehe
 
xo_ashley_xo
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yea, lol, I got it thru e-mail
 
vivian
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OMG SO TRUE !
 
nickee
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Omg.....that is so o0o true hey thatz so cool.....gurl you have talent!!!
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angela
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It's really funny!!! You're right!
 
crissy
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cute n way true
 
cristy
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pretty kool
 


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