Earlier, when I got all soapy
And the water fell across my back
I thought of a certain someone
And how I’d like to sit on his lapWith each stroke of my razor
I smiled from ear to ear
Because soon I would be silky
With no hair from here to there
I ran my fingers across
To make sure I got them all
Yep, I said with a smile
Now this will be a treat
My peach is just right
And oh so ready to eat
I stood there for awhile
Pondering the fun we’d have
The way you use your tongue
Always makes me glad
Then I saw your poem
And knew you had been here
As I read on
It made me grin from ear to ear
I thought of the fun I missed
And a smile I could not hide
Because you know I like it when
You have to use that towel by your side
So I go to bed a dreaming
Of all the fun you spoke
And long for the day to come
When you can give me a little poke.