Q: What is the smallest Hotel in the world
A: A P*ssy because you half to leave you bags out side!!!
Q: What happened when Sabrina got to the balls?
A: She choked!Q.What did the stockbroker’s wife tell her husband when she cheated on him?
A.“Honey, I’ve gone public.
Q: What did the Elephant say to the naked man?
A: That's cute, but can it pick up peanuts?
Q: How do you make your wife scream after an orgasm?
A: Wipe your penis on the curtains.
Q: What do you do with your *sshole during wild sex?
A: Leave him home with the kids!!!!!
Q. Why is sperm donation more expensive than blood donation?
A. Because its hand made.
Q:What did the penis say to the condom?
A:Cover me I'm goin in!!!