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Drunkendi"k And The Robot

By drunkendick2003
22.05.2006
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	Drunkendik and his friend meet in the office of one of them, a notorious techno-geek. "Hey, bud, how are you?" "I'm good. Congratulations, that new secretary of yours is beautiful!" "Well, I'm glad you like her drunken. Believe it or not, she's a robot! "No way, how could that be?" "Way! She's the latest model from Japan. Let me tell you how she works. If you squeeze her left tit, she takes dictation. If you squeeze her right tit, she types a letter. And that's not all, she can have sex, too!" "Holy sht! You're kidding, right?" "No drunkendik, she's something, huh? Tell you what, you can even borrow her" So, drunkendik takes her into the restroom and is in there with her for a while. Suddenly, he hears him screaming "Eya! Help" Oh! Ah! Eargh!" The guy says, "Sht! I forgot to tell drunken her ss is a pencil sharpener!" Written by drunkendick2003* Submitted by drunkendick2003

Dreamer

924 days ago Reply

you are very entertaining. Thanks for the laughs

bloodytears

519 days ago Reply

HOW N THE HELL DO U COME UP WITH SOME OF THAT SHIT

nancybaby

446 days ago Reply

MY NAME IS MISS NANCY,I AM A YOUNG LADY WITH FULL OF LOVE AND CARING, I SAW YOUR PROFILE AND I TOOK INTEREST ON YOU SO PLEASE I WILL LIKE YOU TO CONTACT ME WITH MY E-MAIL(nancybaby_4sure2006@yahoo.co.uk )SO THAT I WILL SHOW YOU MY PHOTOS AND AT THE SAME TIME YOU WILL KNOW MORE ABOUT ME

lild

365 days ago Reply

ha that's funny that nancy sounsd easy.ha

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