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Not Sociology coursework (random)

I made a muffin and ate it twice
I had it with cows and smelly rice
And after I had a wee with a few mice
It was rather nice
I ate a person with liquor
In nothing but my knickers
But when I fart the candle light flickers
Mine falls down, she laughs so I hit hers!

I made soup with a spatula
Then after I made love with her
The all of a sudden I killed her, with a chair
She didn’t really care!

I made a fine sp*on,
But I sent it to the moon,
Me was in gloom
So I stormed to my room!

I was sad,
I started to go bad,
Soon I went mad
I was glad!

I had fornication
I did a manipulation
Of the nation
Then went on the play station

I just did a p*o
for you
My little moo
You hadn’t a clue



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saurabh maheshwari
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REALLY EXCELENT!!!!
 


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