 | You have been hit by a CHANCLA.
You can play any sport wearing your CHANCLAS.
You grew up scared by something called “EL CUCUY”
Others tell you to stop screaming when you are really just talking.You light a candle on the night of the Lotto drawing.
You use your lips to point something out.
You constantly refer to cereal as “CON FLEIS”
Your mother yells at the top of her lungs to call you for dinner even if it’s a one-bedroom apartment.
You can dance RANCHERA, CUMBIA, or SALSA without music.
You tell your family that the party is at “EL PARKE” and your family knows which one to go to.
You use “MANTECA” instead of olive oil and can't figure out why your butt is getting bigger.
You call your sneakers “TENEES”
You have at least 30 cousins.
You can’t imagine anyone not liking spicy food.
You are in a 5-passanger car with 7 people in it and a person shouting “SUBANSE, TODAVIA CABEN”.
Whenever you fell under the weather, you compulsively dab on some “vics” vapor rub all over your chest and inside your nostrils.
Your mom packs your “LONCHERA” everyday.
You grow CAÑA, ELOTE, LIMON, or NOPALES in your backyard.
TAMALES, CHAMPURRADO, POSOLE and MENUDO are must haves on Thanksgiving.
At least one of your family members works in construction.
There is more TEQUILA then punch your little cousin’s birthday party.
There is at least one family member in your family named MARIA, ROSA, JUAN, JOSE, or JESUS.
Everyone still thinks CESAR CHAVEZ is the best boxer even if he lost against OSCAR DE LA HOYA.
You go to “LA PULGA” every weekend.
You step into a house that has all those little figurines taking up every inch of space.
You have a frame of LA VIRGEN DE GUADALUPE or DIOS.
You refry refied beans in the microwave.
You have a collection of religious calendars you get at the MEXICO MEAT MARKETS or PANADERIAS.
You have “TOALLAS” on your car seats.
You swear “CHOCO MIL” is the same as Slim Fast and try to loose weight by drinking it.
You have a drunken uncle/aunt.
You always try to find out what town another fellow Latino’s family is from.
You have been told not to walk on the floor barefoot or you’ll catch a cold.
You go to a wedding or QUINCEAÑERA and gossip about how bad the “COMIDA” is, but you are the first one to take a “PLATO’ to go.
You have a CHOLA in your BARRIO named “LA FLACA” who’s bigger than the house.
You think CHRISTINA is better than Oprah.
You have a cousin named “GUERO” who’s darker than the night.
You need to point out how much something you just bought cost.
You go to a white friends house for dinner and don’t understand the concept of sitting at the table.
You’ve tried to bring a MANGO back to the U.S from Mexico, and got a bonus point if you actually made it all the way home with it.
You have a bottle of BACARDI or TEQUILA in your house right now.
You drive a “CHEBY” an OSMOBEEL” or a “BOLSWAHGON”.
You’re laughing because some of these things have actually happened to YOUR *SS!
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