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Valentine's Day Rude (kinky) Poems

Submitted by Luci Liu

Roses are straight,
Violets are twisted,
Bend over love,
You're about to get f*sted.

Roses are cr*p,
Violets are w*nky,
Oooh I've just come,
Pass me a h*nky.Roses are stupid,
Violets are silly,
Grease up your fl*ps,
Cos here comes my w*lly.

Roses are awful,
Violets are the pits,
Lift up your sh*rt,
And show us your t*ts.

Roses are cr*p,
Violets are sh*t,
Sit on my face,
And wiggle a bit.

Roses make me laugh,
Violets make me titter,
You're a dirty b*tch,
And you love it up the sh*tter.

Roses are red,
But I like carnations,
You're so cr*p in bed,
That I f*cked your alsations.

Roses are red,
Violets are finer,
Chickens are fowl,
Just like your v*gina.

Roses are red,
It's elementary,
Let's ring up a friend,
And try d*uble-entry.

Roses are sh*t,
Violets are cr*p,
Show me your cl*t,
And I'll c*m in your lap.
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Gloria
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Gloria
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!!nice!!
 
holly
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I thought that this poem was the best Valentine's Day poem ever.. I sent this to all my friends and even gave copies to everyone that i know and hang with. The girls thought it was a super idea. Keep the thoughts and poems... Love yah all. see you l8er!!!
 
Ashley
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3044 days ago    Reply
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HAHA loved them all there f*cking funny dude! it puts a spin on Valentine's
 
Diane
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3033 days ago    Reply
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some of them were kindy of corny but they were still tight though!!!!!!
 
lisa
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i do not like that pome at all i think its stupit you should not write any more
 
FAYE
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3026 days ago    Reply
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nice one great poem !!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Blondie
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3023 days ago    Reply
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WOW!!!!!!D poems r gr8...keep m cumin...
 
Bob
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3023 days ago    Reply
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hollllly sh*t at poem wis gie rude. am east tull i originals nae at gie lang thing f*ck sake min.me n my blons bin up tull a few escapades lately like lol
 
Blondie
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hey bob cud u say dat in english plez........
 
vicky
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thanks for all the writing in the card
its just like the one i got for my birthday.
writin by your mum..........
 
Natalie
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Total cr*p
 
Natalie
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Luci's a skank
And a wh*re to boot
I bet she sells her c*nt
For a bunch of loot
 
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Roses are red,
Plastic roses are fake,
Don't scream now,
You're about to get r*ped
 
rachael
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lOOK AT THESE MEGA FUNNY
LUV KAT
 
mel
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sh*t them already read them all you got them off haveagoodlaugh.com or summat like that
 
Amanda
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that is sooo f*cking funny.
Catch ya in the dirdy dirdy south yo
c ya
 
pinky
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LOL dats sh*t is nasty but i like it lol
 
Greg
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roses r red, pickels r green, give me head and i'll lick u clean. roses r red, violets r blue, sex is great but only with u.
 
Kim
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2985 days ago    Reply
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cool poems. keep 'em comming
 
SiMpLe JoY
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rOSES ARE RED
AND SO IS MY CL*T
PULL YOUR UNDERWEAR DOWN
AND LET ME SEE YOUR DI*K
 
Me
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u people r disgustin
 
Kori
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I thought the poems were funny as hell some were lame but most were funny
 
Erika
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Loved this poem you nasty!!!!!!!
Keep on making these kinds of poems alright!! later
 
Brandy
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2760 days ago    Reply
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I wanted a kinky poem and I got one this was exactly what I was looking for
 
lana
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dis poem iz alrite but I have heard betta 1's dan ya get me?
 
Jessica
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there aright they ain't nasty enough ilove ricky!!
 
Tracy
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roses r red
lillies r white
am a big wh*re an ill c*m 4 u 2nite
 
sasha
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SH*THOT
 
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2519 days ago    Reply
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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HASN'T ANYONE TOLD YOU, YOU SMELL LIKE P*O!!!!
 
rose
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haha thats great!!!!!!!!!
 
Jodie
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roses r red,
spidders r black,
bend over hunnie so I can lick ur crack :)
 
hayley
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2437 days ago    Reply
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Roses are red
Gr*ss is green
Open your legs
And I'll fill you with cream

 
madkez
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832 days ago    Reply
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i have one for u all lol

roses are red
violets are blue
someone like you belongs in the zoo
dont be mad dont be blue
becoz frankstein is ugly 2 .lol


roses are red
violets are blue
meet you at specsvers for a ood seeing 2 lol
 


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